headboardlights:

I’m not one for reposting but bitch if that ain’t me

bpdpoc:

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

chodeboy:

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

jackmeatington:

romanticfish:

jackmeatington:

person: hey are you ticklish at all?
me: *takes 8 steps back*
me: …….no……..

😈This is sooooo Daddy

lmaonade:

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

gochellzgo:

sobeitjay:

mysecretlittle-world:

sobeitjay:

I don’t even wanna have sex like I used too I just wanna chick I can have an extreme amount of fun with I think i need that more right now

Daddy you called?

No i did not

Originally posted by animatedtext

jerking off ur sugar daddy like

misterheche:

gabyfaace:

fractalacidfairy:

officialwhitegirls:

lamapalooza:

disappointmentos:

awesomeness-defined:

bitch-biscuit:

toohungry:

factorising:

rapunzelisha:

spankmehardbarry:

moonemojii:

squidyword:

tbhfunk:

jonnydepp:

envariant:

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